stop consuming digital slop.

the internet is flooded with ai-generated noise, marketing fluff, and endless scrolling. you don't need more content; you need a better filter.

hermes is your automated junior research analyst. it’s a set-and-forget system that monitors the internet, kills the junk, and delivers only the top 1% of high-signal intel directly to your dashboard.

Trusted by founders and researchers across 5+ countries.

WHY THIS BEATS CLAUDE, PERPLEXITY, GPT AND ETC

standard ai tools are passive. they wait for you to ask a question, and then they give you a polite summary of whatever they found—marketing fluff included. hermes is different:

• proactive vs. reactive: perplexity waits for you to search. hermes works 24/7 in the background, finding the signal before you even know you need it.
• the gatekeeper vs. the librarian: gpt is designed to be helpful, which means it often repeats the same corporate nonsense found in articles. hermes is designed to be a critic. if an article is 90% fluff, claude will summarize the fluff; hermes will kill the notification.
• automated ruthlessness: you don't have to prompt hermes every morning. it uses a logic-heavy pipeline to score content. if the signal isn't there, it never reaches your eyes. zero manual input.

the intelligence (the cynical filter)

hermes is programmed to think like a cynical vc partner:

• bullsh*t detection: automatically ignores phrases like revolutionary, industry-leading, or delighted to announce unless backed by hard metrics.
• moat analysis: identifies if a product is a weak wrapper or a proprietary powerhouse.
• signal threshold: if the content scores below 7/10 based on your specific interests, it never reaches your notion. zero noise.

what you get in the box:

• the engine: make.com blueprints (json files) to import the automation logic instantly.
• the view: a minimalist, signal-first notion dashboard template.
• the manual: a 10-minute setup guide to connect your keys and go live.
• lifetime updates: as i refine the filtering logic, you get the upgrades for free.

faq

is this just another ai wrapper? most wrappers add noise to the world; hermes deletes it. this isn't a "chat-with-pdf" toy. it’s a sophisticated filtering pipeline designed to give you your time back. if you want a chatbot to talk to, go to gpt. if you want an analyst that shuts up until it finds something valuable, get hermes.

do i need to know how to code? no. if you can copy and paste a file, you can set this up in 10 minutes.

requirements:

to run the ai analysis, you will need your own openai api key. it works on a pay-as-you-go basis (extremely cheap, usually <$2/month for personal use).

how to get it for $0:

1. type 0 in the name a fair price box.
2. click i want this!
3. if this saves you hours of doomscrolling, feel free to come back and buy me a coffee later.